suddenlyoranges:

Thank you

legalmexican:

only airline I take

legalmexican:

only airline I take

passiveprince:

when ur friend reblogs a shitty opinion but they’re ur friend

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dovne:

hankpeters:

FOR THOSE WHO HAVEN’T SEEN THE BALLAD OF NESSIE… HERE IS YOUR CHANCE!!!

oh my goodness
that was beyond cute ;___; 

treasureboxsky:

Lantern Dragons

These dragons were born of an ancient union between the god of dreams and a distant nebula. They start their lives as comets, drifting through space, speaking with the stars for sometimes millennium before making landfall. When one such comet hits a planet, or any other mass of land it hatches, revealing the baby dragon inside. They are wholly unaware that this point that they are in fact not celestial rocks floating through space and will scramble to find their tail. That being the tail of the comet that they have recently lost. Anything glowing will do, from magical crystals to simple battery powered flashlights. They are no bigger than house cats when they hatch and they have a very slow rate of growth, only reaching the size of a horse after many centuries. They also retain all of the ethereal knowledge taught by the stars on their journey through space, leaving them as overly wise but socially incompetent children.

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* U * This little guy is up for adoption here:  http://www.furaffinity.net/view/14572345/

daeneryus:

shutupaubrey:

princesschloepea:

life tip whatever dumb ass name you get siri to call you is what your iphone automatically signs your emails as. i have been applying to jobs for 2 months as queef.

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#OH MY GOD OH GMY GOD OH MY GOD NO N ONO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOO #HOLY SHIT #I HAVE BEEN APPLYING TO JOBS AS ANAL DESTROYER

datmackgirl:

Lmao. Wow, this is too much.

datmackgirl:

Lmao. Wow, this is too much.

 - little gray cat theme song
74,152 plays

pocketpadfoot:

crowley-for-king:

pocketpadfoot:

James Potter accidentally shifting into Animagus shape when someone gives him a scare, and the first night Harry starts screaming in the middle of the night Lily isn’t sure if she’s still dreaming when she sees a distressed deer jumping against the bedroom door

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IS EVERYONE JUST GOING TO ADD THAT GIF TO ALL MY JAMES POTTER POSTS ARE YOU SERIOUS

little-lark:

queenkoi:

I’m about to ufcking piss

rip in pieces